Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Glados and you!


Glados and You!


Hello everyone wlecome to my blog.
To start off i'm going to make one thing clear "THIS IS NOT AN ATTEMPT TO DESTROY HUMAN KIND!".
LOL! this blog is to inform anyone with imagination and sense of humor on my findings of creating artificial intelligence. my goal is to create as close as possible my very own GlaDos computer from the popular videogame series Portal that can think and act on its own. i already have a few ideas in mind that involve how she should act think and perform. i will discribe many diffrent programs which are already available and due to how complex they are i will try my best to make them seem "simple to solve"but if you dont know what something is or means then please feel free to google it and if you dont know how to do that then what the hell are you doing looking at my blog.  Now you might be thinking to your self "This dude is CRAZY! how can you make a computer like GlaDos i bet he doesnt know anything about computers" and my response is neither does any one else."OMG he just said no one knows how to use computers! now i know he is a loser" computers are only as smart as the person who made them and the people who made them had to start by knowing nothing about computers. Yes i know it sounds weird but it makes sense on some levels. i have been around computers my whole life and i know enough about computers to impress Bill Gates and Steve Jobs (...one of the founders of Apple please dont google that cause you will embarass your self). im 21 durring the writing of this this article and the idea of computers have been around since 1837, Charles Babbage was the first to think about something that would function like a computer and ended up designing a programmable mechanical computer that he called "The Analytical Engine" but because of limited finance, and an the inability to stop himself from trying to upgrade it and find some innovation with the design, Babbage could never actually built his Analytical Engine.

OKAY! Enough history lesson. If your still reading then you must really know what i plan on doing to make a Real GlaDos computer. so to break it down here is a brief  list of my goals so you can have a better idea of what i need to do to make my dream of an automated future with robot in every corner sitting on the curb with a cardboard sign that says "WILL WORK FOR OIL"  - LOL Gotta remember this is post Bush era no one has jobs in the future.


 Goals For Artificial Intelligence - via Wikipedia
Personal Goals For Glados- via my head

  • 1 Speech Recognition
  • 2 Artificial Intelligence Engine
  • 3 Computer Searching
  • 4 Web Searching
  • 5 Open Computer Applications
  • 6 Face Detection and Recognition
  • 7 Text to Speech
  • 8 SDK
  • 9 Dictionary
  • 10 Integration with 3rd party applications
Now i said before that there are already programs out there that do this and more but nothing that is advanced enough to do all of these at once and with the personallity of my favorite fictional computer system (i may make other versions -but less less evil such as HAL 9000 , JARVIS, Red Queen, Skynet) so with some luck and a lot of research ill have the knowlage to do all of the programing from scratch and later in the future to make something that you will love

If you have any questions, would like to help, or know any thing cool that you wanna share you can either comment or send me an email at devlyin@hotmail.com

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